...Is there a Ralph's around here?

I used to work behind a desk, but I saved up some money so I could quit to travel the world full time. Can’t even type that without laughing. Still can’t believe people actually manage to pull that off - I salute those of you who do. I do corporate tax, so naturally, I’m always looking for an escape. I don’t believe in scraping by today so I can eventually quit to scrape by for extended periods of time. I enjoy eating, drinking, and things I can’t afford way too much. Traveling is expensive, so I spend the vast majority of my time working so I can blow my money taking vacations.